Fucking wifelovers MILF Mature Women Fetish
$2.99/min.
| US & Canada | Must be 18+
Credit Card Required | Billed as "AUTOCOMM CORP" |
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COP
by DAY, LAW STUDENT by NIGHT |
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I'm
sick and fucking tired of locking guys like you up,
one minute, and then seeing you out on the street, the
next. So until I have the sheepskin and connections
to put worthless, waste-of-space fucktards like you
away for good, I'm a one-woman Justice system!
If you haven't done anything wrong, you got nuthin'
to be afraid of, punk. Step over here. I've got a few
questions I want to ask you... |
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And
Inordinately Fond of Unnecessary Searches & Seizures
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Life isn't fair, and Justice is on the take.
Thus, She picks up the slack.
Balances a scale, here and there.
Cleans the occasional clock.
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A
NATURAL BORN DIPLOMAT |
[the unofficial definition for which
is:
one who can tell you to go to Hell and make you look
forward to the trip]
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Erika
has a special gift for making everybody happy, and from
her elegant but iron fist flows a graceful and serene
authority. She is always in control, and she knows your
needs better than even you. She will teach you the art
of -- shall we say "compromise?" Or crush
you like an insignificant arachnoid. Resistance is futile,
darling boy... |
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She'll hang you out to dry and then she'll save your sorry
ass...send you up the river and then finagle a full pardon...push
you over the edge and then just before you hit bottom
snap you to heights you've never known -- before sending
you crashing right back to the depths, again and again,
like a pathetic little paddle-ball. And, always, Lady
Justice turns a blind eye. Enjoy the roller-coaster ride,
scumley! |
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Don't
be scared, darlin'. We all have your best interests
at heart [somewhere deep, deep, deep down inside].
Treat me right, and when everyone else is finished
with you I'll wipe you down, dry your tears, kiss
it where it hurts, and help you forget the nightmares.
I'm your guardian angel, baby. Nobody takes care of
you like I do, lambykins...
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