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1. you have the right to remain fucking obedient and to fucking speak when fucking spoken to. 1. Anything you fucking say or do or even so much as fucking think can and will be used against you whenever and however I fucking well choose, you useless fucking moron. 1. There will be no fucking discussion of this matter if you know what's fucking good for you because you have no fucking right to ask Me a single fucking question at any fucking time I haven't specifically fucking asked you for a fucking question. 1. you have no fucking right whatsoever to ask anyone for anything before bowing and scraping to me and if you are fucking stupid enough to think otherwise when you could just fucking remain silent and save your pathetic self a lot of grief then fucking nobody's gonna fucking feel sorry for your sorry fucking ass. 1. If you want your fucking Mommy and actually believe there's even the slightest fucking possibility she's going to swoop in and rescue you then a fucking cattle-prod enema will be provided to you at no fucking cost but your ability to sit down for a week.